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I don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars is. If you made $1,000 a day it would take you 2,740 years to make a billion dollars. But if you made a trillion dollars an hour, it would only take you one hour to become a trillionaire. Insane.
@lowqualityfacts that's a remarkably high quality fact. I'm disappointed in you.

@lowqualityfacts

The math checks out, to within a decimal point or two. So you are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct, which means this is a high-quality fact. For shame!

@lowqualityfacts there is no angry option. I guess that makes me sad.
@lowqualityfacts i blame Elon Musk being a Guzzillionare for my migraine right now
@[email protected] Es ist nur eine Zahl. Bedeutung hat sie nur, wenn andere Menschen als Musk selber ihr Bedeutung zumessen. Würde niemand Tesla oder Starlink kaufen und würde niemand dem Privatjet von Musk eine Fluggenehmigung geben, dann hätte Musk nicht mehr Macht als der Bettler im Park.
@lowqualityfacts You got one with, “enraged?”

@lowqualityfacts

but let us never forget that it is a broad social system that creates this outcome for individuals..

@lowqualityfacts it bothers me the text isn't all facing the same direction on the wheel.
@Netraven @lowqualityfacts but it is nicely divided down the middle
@noodlemaz @lowqualityfacts look, I just need to know what '!DAS' means.
@Netraven @lowqualityfacts I don't see that on this badge 😝
@noodlemaz @lowqualityfacts my image must be defective. I'd like a refund.

@lowqualityfacts We need one that says ANGRY

People are starving, children are dying & that shitstain gets more money than God so he can cosplay at being an astronaut instead of helping them

@lowqualityfacts I bet he wants to celebrate with a party.

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

@lowqualityfacts why do you care about how much money he has? It’s not supposed to affect you
@lowqualityfacts I'm just grateful we can all stop pretending that capitalism is the best system now. Such a weight off my shoulders.
@lowqualityfacts #taxTheRich repeat that 💯💯💯💯
@lowqualityfacts it’s fun to think about what it must feel like to realize that even a trillion dollars can’t plug that empty hole inside
@lowqualityfacts I would think "angry" more than "sad"...
@lowqualityfacts
I like how you connected today's low quality product to Elon Musk becoming a trillionnaire on paper Mr Facts.
We've seen how much damage Musk created with DOGE. How much is he going to fuck up with his first trillion bucks?
@lowqualityfacts For a moment I got dyslexic, and thought you suggested SADISTIC!
@lowqualityfacts @Spiggitzfan
Need some rage variants on that wheel