Low Quality Facts

Me: So what's the strategy until the next election?

Democrats: We're going to zoom in on pictures of Trump's bruised hand and post it on social media every day.

Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption?

Democrats: We're gonna zoom in real close on that hand.

Jun 15 at 6:20pmWeb
Show threadLappenjammer4d ago
@lowqualityfacts That is a very sad and 100 percent acurate fact I fear.
Show threadTony Hoyle4d ago
@lowqualityfacts Alas this is a high quality fact.
Show threadDewey4d ago
@tony @lowqualityfacts maybe it's a "low quality low quality fact"?
Show threadcognitively accessible math4d ago
@lowqualityfacts NO you're supposed to post things that aren't reqlly facts ;( :( :(
Show threadjohn r red-horse4d ago

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Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Show threadtraecer4d ago
@lowqualityfacts don't forget the weird rash around his neck
Show threadPlay Ball and Fight Fascists4d ago

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Hate the accuracy here.

Show threadSterling4d ago
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Basically what happened last election.
They tried to laugh him off, without a plan of their own. "Without a direction home.... "
Show threadFrank Heijkamp4d ago
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This account is supposed to be satire, not reflect the factual truth.
Show threadFreediverX4d ago
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Democrats: Oh, we’re also going to shit on popular progressive candidates while propping up corrupt 80 year old incumbents.
Show threadChaz Haws4d ago
@lowqualityfacts It’s not the worst thing I’ve seen even today but it’s still kinda some #bothsides bullshit, right? I mean, Talarico and Platner are talking about the Epstein class and not the hand.
Show threadBeggar Midas4d ago
@lowqualityfacts I HAVE A PLAN. IT'S FULLY OVERT. DOESN'T DEPEND ON FAILED INSTITUTIONS. ONLY DEPENDS ON MUSTERING ENOUGH FOLKS WILLING TO SWARM DC IF WIDESPREAD PROOF OF CHEATING EMERGES
We'll use strategic ambiguity to stoke their greatest fears. Drive them into a panic so loyalist appointees abandon their posts & jump ship. We'll force the entire country to individually gut check the direction the country is headed before Trump has enough loyalists in place to start broader mass persecutions
Show threadJohn Lighter3d ago
@lowqualityfacts Crazy strategy