NickBond villain has developed a device that will destroy the planet. The British government sends James Bond to offer him tax incentives to build the device on brownfield land in the East Midlands.
lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️@Nickiquote I’ve been to Leeds. It’s a perfect containment vessel for such things.
@pndc@lkngrrr @Nickiquote I don't think the people of Leeds would like to be told they're in the East Midlands. (It's in West Yorkshire.) The East Midlands contains such delightful places as Nottingham, which could only be improved by the application of a doomsday device. More likely the Bond villain would be shot by one of the local gangs before anything happened, though.
@pndc @Nickiquote I mean, American here, so it’s all east to me ;)
@lkngrrr @Nickiquote What's it like over there in Quebec?
@pndc @Nickiquote Just sneakin’ over the border at night, stealing Maine’s trees :)