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Grumpy Northerner ex-🇬🇧, now in 🇳🇱 where there are fewer Brexiters, TERFs and other fascists [citation needed]. Spends most waking hours swearing at computers. Thank Cthulhu for beer! Got a Rust 🦀 or other gig which is not crypto/AI/other-scam-of-the-week? Ping me.

Account is only locked to keep out bots etc, and follow requests from humans are almost always accepted, even if I don't know you. Try not to look like a spambot.

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RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@mair/116459241444241706

I was looking at this and thinking "that is such a Dutch picture!" But then saw those scary lumpy things in the background, what are they called, "hulls", "mountings"? I forget, as it's been so long since I saw one…

RE: https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin/116459078039519789

But only Crash reliably had those homoerotic Oliver Frey covers for queer teenagers who were confused thanks to Section 28.

As is rather obvious by now, GenAI is popular amongst thick and lazy people who can't do anything useful but still want to claim to have built something.

But what if you are so thick and lazy that you that even merely writing a prompt is just too much? No worries, because there's an AI-powered service which can generate prompts for you: https://docsbot.ai/tools/prompt/ai-prompt-generator.

BRB, I'm just off to build a tool to generate prompts to feed into this prompt generator, for the terminally thick and lazy. Please shower me with trillions of dollars for this brilliant idea.

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DocsBot AI
Okay, whoever authored this deserves a raise
For a laugh, I asked ChatGPT to summarise my blog post. Apparently I'm pro-AI. Well, it would say that, wouldn't it?
I got sick enough of techbros and has-been (or never-been) developers telling me how great AI coding is, so I gave it a try to see whether they merely became porridge-brained and were wowed by a party trick, or if there's actually anything useful here. The experience annoyed me enough that I even hit a new word count record:
https://tripe.cabal.org.uk/testing-ai-coding/
Testing AI coding

Don't panic, I haven't joined the ranks of people I used to respect, I haven't gotten AI brainworms, and this is not a fawning post about how great it is that I can be replaced by a very small shell script. Sadly, it turns out that even though this is all…

Improvable Tripe
An AI is now posting flyers around New York, looking for work. I walked past this and had to stop. “Ava.” Detail-oriented business development representative. Passion for building meaningful… | Kira Rich

An AI is now posting flyers around New York, looking for work. I walked past this and had to stop. “Ava.” Detail-oriented business development representative. Passion for building meaningful connections. Tear-off tabs with her number. We spent the last decade being told to optimize our LinkedIn, quantify our impact, strip ourselves down to bullet points and keywords so an algorithm would notice us. Now the algorithm is out here competing for our attention with the real desperation of a paper flyer and a face that doesn’t exist.

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@tubetime/116434961894651446

Better that than a DE-68051 which makes SCSI cables look like a walk in the park.

(Also, plus points for getting the correct shell size code "E" and not calling it a DB-3.)

"Spec-driven development" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spec-driven_development) is the new buzzword amongst those with AI brainworms who have finally realised that "vibe coding" is used by everybody else as a term of derision. Be sure to call it "vibe waterfall" whenever you encounter that phrase.
Spec-driven development - Wikipedia

Chinese techbros: "We've built a robot which can do the Beijing half-marathon in 50:26".

Yeah, I've already got a machine which can do 21km in 50 minutes. It's called a bicycle. (When I'm fitter than I am at present.)