stumu415UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House
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MelodiousFunkThe satire to prophecy to documentary-in-progress pipeline is real.
It’s horror the first time. Comedy on re-watch.
nbspthe idiots in idiocracy are innocent and a bit endearing.
these idiots are s tier arse holes.
These idiots aren’t plain idiots. They’re the sociopaths, psychopaths, and pedophiles of society, who naturally gravitate towards the authoritarianism/fascism of white nationalist religious extremism.
lechekaflanMike Judge never thought he was making a documentary and not a parody.
How would you even apply satire to this caricature of a man?
The trouble is, it isn’t symmetric that way. MAGA hypocrites would simply gleefully shout it from the rooftops as fact and it would end up being a propaganda coup in their favor, satire be damned.
See also: the bullshit asymmetry principle, The Card Says “Moops”, that quote by Jean-Paul Sartre, etc.
The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops
Auf YouTube findest du großartige Videos und erstklassige Musik. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder mit der ganzen Welt teilen.
That’s Babylon Bee-style humor, that is, ideology dressed up as humor. It’s “funny,” but doesn’t make you actually laugh.
GrailHow about this:
Trump jumps into UFC ring, reveals he was faking his old and ugly the whole time
President Trump surprised voters on Sunday by stepping into the Whitehouse UFC ring and challenging Joe Rogan to a kickboxing match. Rogan at first refused to fight, citing concerns about the president’s poor health, flabby physique, and deteriorating cognitive ability.
In response, Trump tore off his wrinkled, orange-stained face to reveal it was a mask the whole time. He then released hidden buckles at his shoulders, allowing the fatsuit he had been wearing for the last three electoral cycles to fall to the ground. The POTUS then yelled to the assembled crowds, “The people, they love a heel, eh? But let’s set aside the act for today, because I’m feeling ready to rumble.”
Trump, now revealed to be an athletic 30-year-old, then backflipped behind Rogan and suplexed him, while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of his lungs. He then challenged the crowd, but no members of the electorate were foolish enough to answer him. Sighing, the president put his fatsuit and mask back on, and slowly waddled towards the oval office while audibly shitting into his pants.
Yeah I was thinking about that. The Onion would say “Trump saves puppy” and magas would just believe it…
So no only is it not symmetric because of the bullshit-proof rule or the confirmation biases… But these people are not normal. They’re some of the dumbest and most belligerent people in existence. Literally, a special breed of stupid.
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JohnnyEnzymeThat website is a pile of toxic javascripts that I’m not willing to navigate, but I’m vaguely curious what kind of spin or context Hokit was trying to add. I could actually see it as some kind of bumbling compliment, but my confidence isn’t super-high on that for the time being.
Btw, that fight he just had looked abysmal, with his opponent Derrick Lewis looking like he completely skipped training camp, but did make to sure to hit an all-you-can-eat buffet on his way there. Holy hell, that was bad…
uMatrix absolutely did not solve that for me, mainly because unlike others, it was never designed to do that automatically. Fact is, I simply got tired of fishing around for the right javascript out of ~two dozen to enable.
Now if it was more than just a fluff article, that might have been worth such persistence…
whyNotSquirrelyeah I quickly switched to reader view, but the headline is actually enough
Aw… FF browser doesn’t seem to have a reader mode, but there is some kind of ‘preview mode’ that I’m now checking out. It seems to generate bullet-points from the text…
Ah, okay. It’s selectively appearing. I get it, thanks.
Some other info is suggesting that F9 can also work.
Are fucking kidding? The “Michelle Obama is trans” bullshit has been circulating online for like 15+ years.
There is no “spin” or “context”
Huh. I never heard that one.
Or maybe because it was a case of rubbish in–>rubbish out? *shrug*
So, no… I wasn’t fucking kidding. 🙂
wolfkin@JohnnyEnzyme @stumu415 this is a very typical alt-right talking point that Barack Obama actually married a man named Michael.
It started from the era of appreciating Michelle Obama's arms and her musculature. While the daytime talk shows we're talking about what's your workout routine, the alt right was saying that's mighty suspicious for a woman to be working out to have arms that big, probably just have man tendencies.
And they've been running with it for over a decade now.
Okay, thanks for explaining!
Normally I guess I’d call it “idiocy,” except it’s clearly been weaponized. 😑
It’s such a low-stakes conspiracy theory. What would even be the benefit of going through all the trouble?
fash signalling.
Judge declines to halt UFC Freedom 250 fights at White House this weekend - Lemmy.World
Plaintiffs said the “volcano of corruption, if allowed to go forward, will mark an inflection point in American history.” A federal judge refused to halt the UFC Freedom 250 cage fights set for this weekend at the White House, despite a lawsuit that called the event a “volcano of corruption” that will mark “the first private, for-profit sporting event ever held on White House grounds.” In a ruling on Friday, U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta, an Obama appointee, said he rejected the plaintiffs’ emergency application because they failed “to establish both a substantial likelihood of standing and irreparable harm, and because the equities and public interest weigh against emergency relief.” The case was brought by activist Susan Douglas and Vietnam War veteran Paul Romano, who challenged the use of the Lincoln Memorial chamber and the South Lawn of the White House. Represented by the Public Integrity Project, they alleged that the event runs afoul of federal regulations and isn’t the purely patriotic display that Donald Trump and UFC head Dana White have portrayed.
Its okay cause she is black and rascism is the official policy of the US government apparently.
crimson_irisAlways has been.
also mysogyny.
what is this “Michelle Obama is a man” obsession?
they had the same problem with Brigitte Macron nô?
Think they did yeah.
Ever notice that most of MAGA’s material was cribbed from the liberal side? There was a running joke 15-20 years ago about Ann Coulter being a trans woman, due to her prominent Adam’s apple. They applied the “I’m rubber you’re glue” rule, and have been trying to make this a thing since then. As usual, they’ve missed what made the joke funny, as cringe as it was.
Ann Coulter has an adam’s apple? I missed all of that. Ben Shapiro is a trans man by the way, it’s true.
sorry, who? never heard of him.
He’s a fascist influencer/interneter. Very anti trans and all that, very pro israel. Anti anything left or woke, pro president. He’s a piece of fucking shit.
sorry i was just negging him.
the worst thing you can say about these people is that you have no idea who they are.
shapiro hes a zionist, peddling to young college students to turn them right wing. since orban lost the election funding for the wire got cut off, so significant amount influence he has reduced alot, plus the viewers were chasing more and more extreme content, shapiro is too moderate for them.
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the worst thing you can say about these people is that you have no idea who they are.
Everybody has the same anatomy in the neck, yeah, so I don’t know if culturally you’d call it an Adam’s apple on a woman, but hers is somewhat visible.
I do know what it’s called when the larynx is prominent on a woman’s neck? (Might have to gimme a lil’ hint.)
As a rarity, woman don’t have adam’s apples generally, just as woman don’t have testicles and dicks, although a few do.
If women don’t have larynxes, how do they speak?