stumu415UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House
How would you even apply satire to this caricature of a man?
The trouble is, it isn’t symmetric that way. MAGA hypocrites would simply gleefully shout it from the rooftops as fact and it would end up being a propaganda coup in their favor, satire be damned.
See also: the bullshit asymmetry principle, The Card Says “Moops”, that quote by Jean-Paul Sartre, etc.
The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops
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GrailHow about this:
Trump jumps into UFC ring, reveals he was faking his old and ugly the whole time
President Trump surprised voters on Sunday by stepping into the Whitehouse UFC ring and challenging Joe Rogan to a kickboxing match. Rogan at first refused to fight, citing concerns about the president’s poor health, flabby physique, and deteriorating cognitive ability.
In response, Trump tore off his wrinkled, orange-stained face to reveal it was a mask the whole time. He then released hidden buckles at his shoulders, allowing the fatsuit he had been wearing for the last three electoral cycles to fall to the ground. The POTUS then yelled to the assembled crowds, “The people, they love a heel, eh? But let’s set aside the act for today, because I’m feeling ready to rumble.”
Trump, now revealed to be an athletic 30-year-old, then backflipped behind Rogan and suplexed him, while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of his lungs. He then challenged the crowd, but no members of the electorate were foolish enough to answer him. Sighing, the president put his fatsuit and mask back on, and slowly waddled towards the oval office while audibly shitting into his pants.