This is a small complaint, but a little piece of joy has been robbed from me now that all the Wendy's I've visited lately have nixed Fanta Pineapple Zero off of their Coke Freestyle machines.

#fastfood #pineapple #soda

@flargh

I’ve switched back to diet. ‘Zero’ has a way of binding with my taste receptors creating a lingering sweetness at the times I want neutrality. As in all day and some of the next day.

@flargh A metaphor for 2020s society right there
@davidbcohen Along with "New World screwworm."
@flargh Couldn’t happen to a nicer country. Send ICE out to deal with *those* little bastards, eh?
@davidbcohen Hopefully they eat through kevlar too