Oh hey I guess I should put down my copy of Generation Mechs and get ready for #monsterdon

Biblical quote over mushroom cloud footage is some good opening vibes.

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Okay, they're SAYING this is terrible, but it sure looks idyllic.

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Is he your brother Tom? Tom Morrow? Is Tom Morrow lying nearly dead from radiation, but still clinging to the possibility of life?

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I wonder if they keep having to shoot the house at angles that hide the other houses a hundred feet away.

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I would also vote for me.

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And this is why you should always include mutual aid and community support in your catastrophic emergency planning.

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This guy's about to be like

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Yikes! Star Trek alien costume jump scare!

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"He gives me a funny feeling."

Ma'am that's just the tingle of the radiation he's giving off.

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"Destroyed"? Is this the afternoon version of the Gundam Wing dub?

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He bought a set of Foxfire books, he's ready for this.

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The book that I put down to watch this movie is looking real appealing right now.

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I only believe in the non-mental kind of telepathy.

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Seriously a lot of work was put into hiding that this movie was clearly shot in someone's house in the middle of the suburbs.

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"Its skin looked like it was wearing some kind of rubber suit."

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I'm sorry they should fucking what now

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We've barely even seen the monster but I'm rooting for him.

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Maybe they couldn't shoot at night because then you'd see the streetlights nearby.

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I don't think anyone who worked on this movie had ever seen an "exotic dancer".

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Maybe they just have rabies.

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Wild how rigor mortis set in immediately.

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I too was created to live in a contaminated atmosphere (the internet)

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DON'T YOU "THE BEGINNING" ME YOU TERRIBLE MOVIE

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I want to personally apologize to #monsterdon for voting for that movie, I did not realize it was not set in the far future and was actually just set in the shitty shitty present that was our past. I should try to be a more educated voter.

Goodnight everybody, see y'all next week!

@trixter wait, why did it even have that title then?

@lalah This is an excellent question.

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The alleged answer is on the movie's Wikipedia page, but the real answer is, "Who cares?"

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@lalah This was a remake of a 1955 movie and would require licensing or something to use the other title. According to IMDB and Wiki, the production company already owned the rights to In the Year 2889 title.@trixter
@trixter Well nothing but the middle bits... at least, no probably not that either, nevermind. #MOnsterdon

FEV workin' quick

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