Oh hey I guess I should put down my copy of Generation Mechs and get ready for #monsterdon

Biblical quote over mushroom cloud footage is some good opening vibes.

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Okay, they're SAYING this is terrible, but it sure looks idyllic.

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Is he your brother Tom? Tom Morrow? Is Tom Morrow lying nearly dead from radiation, but still clinging to the possibility of life?

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I wonder if they keep having to shoot the house at angles that hide the other houses a hundred feet away.

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I would also vote for me.

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And this is why you should always include mutual aid and community support in your catastrophic emergency planning.

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This guy's about to be like

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Yikes! Star Trek alien costume jump scare!

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"He gives me a funny feeling."

Ma'am that's just the tingle of the radiation he's giving off.

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"Destroyed"? Is this the afternoon version of the Gundam Wing dub?

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He bought a set of Foxfire books, he's ready for this.

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The book that I put down to watch this movie is looking real appealing right now.

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I only believe in the non-mental kind of telepathy.

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Seriously a lot of work was put into hiding that this movie was clearly shot in someone's house in the middle of the suburbs.

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"Its skin looked like it was wearing some kind of rubber suit."

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I'm sorry they should fucking what now

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We've barely even seen the monster but I'm rooting for him.

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Maybe they couldn't shoot at night because then you'd see the streetlights nearby.

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I don't think anyone who worked on this movie had ever seen an "exotic dancer".

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Maybe they just have rabies.

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Wild how rigor mortis set in immediately.

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I too was created to live in a contaminated atmosphere (the internet)

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DON'T YOU "THE BEGINNING" ME YOU TERRIBLE MOVIE

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I want to personally apologize to #monsterdon for voting for that movie, I did not realize it was not set in the far future and was actually just set in the shitty shitty present that was our past. I should try to be a more educated voter.

Goodnight everybody, see y'all next week!

@trixter wait, why did it even have that title then?
@trixter Well nothing but the middle bits... at least, no probably not that either, nevermind. #MOnsterdon
@trixter "I'm psychic, I can read people's elbows." #Monsterdon
@trixter it could be the phone book and you might not be wrong >_<