Matt BlazeI just learned that Trump isn’t actually competing in the mixed martial arts thing, which makes it much less interesting to me.
John L. Alford@mattblaze
Only way I would have watched it
Sin Vega@JohnLAlford @mattblaze steven segall already did this :(
R F@mattblaze is Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk competing????
GayDeceiverWhat the hell?
I thought the whole event was all about his dominant abilities and his god-like fighting powers.
I’m like so disappointed.
Steve Bellovin@mattblaze Just imagine him at the weigh-in…
Hoarse e-Books@SteveBellovin @mattblaze “A taut 197!”^
^kg
matthew green@SteveBellovin @mattblaze internet connected scales are amazing
@mattblaze SWEEP THE LEG!
Bill Zaumen@mattblaze Just checked the latest Washington D.C. weather report - there's a fair chance that it will rain, at least occasionally, on Trump's parade (to misuse an expression).
Touaregtweet@mattblaze You're not the only one who's disappointed. #Trump #UFC
https://bsky.app/profile/richarddenooy.bsky.social/post/3moazmledos2f
earthling
@appassionato he’d do it with secret service protection.
DianeCan we hope for some divine smiting via zeus' lightning?
🍁voilà-DCKIM🍁@mattblaze who would he even fight against, right? Old WWF style against both Clintons? grudge match... Maybe president through the ages start just showing up, you know, Musk shows up starts hitting people with the folding chairs...
Whatever happened to WWF? Is that still around?
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@dckim @mattblaze The Sandman. He's competing against the Sandman, and apparently losing.
Petrichor ᚄᚔᚅᚐᚁᚆᚃᚒᚔᚂ@dckim I’m still on rusted tenterhooks waiting for the Musk v Zuckerberg cage fight
gluttoThere's only one type of person he would physically assault, and you really don't want to see that.
Bernard Sheppard@mattblaze He is, but in the will he be spotted asleep ^H^H^H^H^H^H having a long blink ringside during the broadcast. I am sure that there is a market on polymarket.
LabSpokane@mattblaze He will declare himself victorious, regardless.
Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱Not enough entries in Trump's weight class.
Jabba the Hut and Vladimir Harkkonen are fiction.
Peace is Not A Fable 
tom jennings
Hiker Geek 🌲💻🌲I wanted someone to push Trump to get on one of the certified weigh in scales at the Lincoln Memorial.
It would be interesting to see the results and how big the gap is to his reported weight.
me_valentijn@mattblaze
I'm cool with more of his MAGA influencers getting pasted by real fighters instead 🤷♀️
I'm cool with more of his MAGA influencers getting pasted by real fighters instead 🤷♀️