“My god!” She exclaimed.

“What is it?” He asked.

“There’s no time to explain.”

She jumped up and from her desk in the operations room and ran to the metal locker in the corner.

She flung it open to reveal a full-bore shotgun, which she grabbed, along with as many shells as she could fit in her hands and jeans pockets.

“Veronica?! What are you doing!!” He screamed, now standing as well.

But it was too late. She had already charged through the door and had headed on to the datacenter floor.

He walked out onto the balcony to see what was going on. He was treated to only the briefest listen to the familiar white noise hum of the servers and equipment racks, before the tranquility was shattered by the unmistakable carnage of several shot gun shells being fired towards the hardware.

He ducked for cover. It must’ve only been a couple of seconds, but it felt like an eternity as she laid waste to the computers that until just a few minutes ago she had been peacefully monitoring.

The shooting subsided, he felt comfortable enough to stand up once again.

Dust, bits of servers, smoke and other debris filled the air.

She slowly walked back up the stairs, now covered in a dirty layer of the various materials, and holding a still smoking shotgun.

“What the hell was that about?!” He asked.

“The AI,” she said. “It started podcasting.”

#microfiction

@SecureOwl
"as many shells as she could fit in her hands and jeans pockets."
So she had 6 shells, because as we all know, you can't fit anything in women's jean pockets! LOL

#WomenDeserveRealPockets

@OohOkayKay Men's jeans aren't much better these days. That's why Cargo Pants became so popular @SecureOwl
@BackFromTheDud
We call them 'purse pants' LOL
BTW. I loved the story!
@OohOkayKay @BackFromTheDud reminds me of the fact that #EngelbertStrauss seems to be the only company that makes #SkirtsWithPockets!

@kkarhan
It's getting better. I bought a dress this spring and it has pockets in it. They're not the greatest but at least it's a step forward.

@BackFromTheDud
I apologize in advance for hijacking your wonderful story with pocket complaints. Sorry.

@OohOkayKay @kkarhan @BackFromTheDud
Patch pockets on skirts and dresses. Side pockets bulge funny. But, any pockets are a step forward. Women's utility kilts would work.

@Puck @kkarhan @BackFromTheDud
No.
How about the manufacturers just put decent pocket in women's clothing, period. And not charge us extra!
They do it for men ... why not for women?

#WomenDeserveRealPockets

@OohOkayKay @Puck @BackFromTheDud OFC they deserve decent pockets.

- It's just that only by buying products that have pockets [and refusing tovbuy those that don't] will clothing companies see this as a "make or break" feature and correct their designs accordingly.

Remember: Under #capitalism, your reciept is your vote - every single time!

And yes, I am mad at the enshittification of things too…