McSweeney's on "AI finances" goes harder than most business publications.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-economics-for-dummies

AI Economics for Dummies

“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency
@tante makes perfect sense, TBH
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Excellent closing sentence:
you should just stop asking questions, luddite.
@tante I think I’m going to boost every iteration of shares of this today. So good.
@tante Benjamin's Mules, lolsob
@tante Thanks, this is a riot
@tante I think 4 is my favorite:

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i was going to say 3 but the sacrificial altar means 4 wins

@benroyce @alexlubertozzi @tante Sacrificial altar totally on brand. Don't ask me how I know.
@alexlubertozzi @tante The one remaining employee shoveling mule shit. 
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Wich RL story is that one based on?  
(The Taxi one is obviously OAI.)
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That 4th example is so on point it hurts.
And yes, the "AI economics" breaks EVERY SINGLE BASIC RULE of economics. Like, preschool kids have far better understanding of how economics work that these suited arsehats 
@tante I think you may have understated how hard they go 🤣🤣🤣
@tante Damn if that wasn't a broadside I've never seen one.
@tante I feel called out 😅

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Is AI funded by the fossil fuel industry as a new element of an intergenerational trust?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-11-06/saudis-plan-100-billion-ai-powerhouse-to-rival-uae-s-tech-hub

So much about the AI fraud is reminiscent of JP Getty's money shuffle, where paper losses, tax evasion, & fraud go hand in hand.

There's no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. There's no such thing as a perpetual money machine either.

1. Oil fields
2. Shipping
3. Refineries
4. Gas stations
5. Hotels & housing
6. Getty Trust

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aCSga0_K1r8

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Saudi Arabia Plans $100 Billion AI Powerhouse to Rival UAE’s Tech Hub

Saudi Arabia is planning a new artificial intelligence project with backing of as much as $100 billion as it seeks to develop a technological hub to rival the neighboring United Arab Emirates, people familiar with the matter said.

Bloomberg

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The fossil fuel industry likes to invest in loss leaders with an anti-democracy agenda.

Exploratory oil drilling. Rideshare startups.
https://jacobin.com/2019/08/uber-koch-brothers-david-charles-rideshare-public-transit

https://theinvestor.vn/murphy-oil-sees-vietnam-as-key-partner-seeks-to-expand-upstream-activities-d19290.html

https://jacobin.com/2026/06/uber-hawaii-taxes-insurance-robotaxis

The wealthy like to invest in strategic businesses with iffy revenue prospects & dubious sources of cash. They make money win or lose. The iffy valuations of data center corporations. The delusional revenue projections. The bailouts if the initiatives fail.
https://www.ft.com/content/51c51b49-57fc-435d-9146-e86d7b19ca81

An Unholy Alliance Against Public Transit

Uber and the Kochs aren't often mentioned in the same sentence. But the rideshare company has joined the far-right billionaire-funded operation on a libertarian crusade to destroy public transit.

Eric Trump said family golf courses attracted Russian funding, author claims

President’s son denies he said the Trump Organization had ‘all the funding we need’ from Russia while Donald Trump ‘tossed off that he had access to $100m’

The Guardian

@Npars01 @tante Without gigantic investment and vast energy expenditure, AI (in the West) proposes, you can't play this game.

These features of AI's design aren't "unfortunate", they're the objective. The data centre is a sink for fossil fuel capital. The scale is the point. Its purpose is to attract those huge stores of wealth.

The Ghost Data Centre, which is announced, impacts share price, is financed, but somehow hasn't actually been constructed yet, has already fulfilled its purpose.

Being financed is what AI is for.

Saudi Arabia Didn’t Learn Anything From China’s ‘Ghost Cities’ | The Daily Economy

Cities cannot be engineered from above — only grown from real human demand.

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With a bridge inside that I am willing to sell.

#Fraud

@tante New loans must be created, even if it’s against all things that make sense. Loans are the only way to create new money.

Without creating new money stock prices that aren’t reflective of anything real can’t keep going up.

Ps. Stocks are mostly bought with loans, not cash. The leveraged routinely exceed 10:1.

Pps. The inflation trickles down to us.

@tante Meanwhile I'm overhere stashing as much popcorn as I can and selling at a premium when the bubble finally bursts.🍿
@tante A glorious, gutting explanation of #ai funding. It explains and exposes.
@tante finally. So now we have 2 journalists actually reporting real numbers about AI... McSweeneys and Ed Zitron.

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This one is SpaceX, isn’t it?  

Jenny owns a crematorium. John’s propane company gives her a $20 billion investment in return for 5 percent of her operation. Jenny throws $10 billion into the incinerator, then pays John $10 billion to buy propane to burn that money to ashes. John reports that his AI investments have generated $10 billion in revenue this quarter and that he owns 5 percent of a $100 billion business. A reporter from Forbes is assigned to profile John and Jenny, and over the course of his research, he becomes embroiled in a passionate but confusing three-way love affair with them, which eventually turns into a polyamorous common-law marriage. His profile is glowing, but light on financial details.

@curiousicae that's the OpenAI/Microsoft deal
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But OAI already had the Taxi one? I guess they all do the 5% for billions thingy then...
@tante Wondering if @davidgerard has seen this already.