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SeaFury 🦜🍃@mookie Business
Totally Business handled by Business AI doing all the Business.
Chip Unicorn
Tiota Sram@mookie video summary: a voice actor in front of a microphone reads a script. The script advertises business AI for business. It seems like about 80% of the words in the script are either "AI" or "business."
Doug 🌈🇨🇦 
Miles Offit... 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦@mookie Mind your business.
Carlo Zottmann
Ken Milmore@mookie This was actually the state of advertising long before AI came along. It's as if to say "we're obviously psychologically manipulating you as a consumer, and we think you're a sucker. But it's perfectly ok because that works for business customers too!" 🙂
bhaugland@mookie marketing’s goal is to make you feel inadequate if you don’t purchase their product
My business AI never feels inadequate :)
D2@mookie @bhaugland why does it concede so swiftly and obsequiously? ‘<ai slop> is not true.’ ‘I’m sorry; you’re right. ____ is definitely not ____.’
hardindr
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"@mookie well I'm sold where do I sign up
Have your agentic business AI make an MCP call to their agentic business AI to setup the business agreement.
Thure
Dingo
Jos Geluk
drmorr
sebulon
Sean Kleefeld@mookie Reminds me of the old "Business Business" sketch... 😆
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO5wpeYSotg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO5wpeYSotg
Business Business
That was so awesome!
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@SKleefeld @mookie lovely to hear those voices again. obviously Hensen. i assume Oz. and is that Dave Grolz, i wonder?
@fishidwardrobe @mookie The second performer was Jerry Juhl
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Jerry_Juhl
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Jerry_Juhl
Jerry Juhl
Jerome Ravn Juhl, known professionally as Jerry Juhl, (June 28, 1938[1] — September 25, 2005[2]) was the head writer for the Muppets for nearly four decades. He played a key role in developing the personalities of many of the best known Muppet characters, and scripted five Muppet movies. Born in St. Paul, Minnesota, Juhl began his puppetry career as a young man, building puppets and putting on shows in such venues as the St. Paul Children's Library at the age of 11. Three years later, his...
@SKleefeld @mookie of course. sorry Jerry.
Green Fleuron@mookie this is awesome.
I am getting the strong urge to buy Saitenbacher cereals though.
Mopperswompf@mookie
Well, maybe it’s not my business, but that’s some important business.
Well, maybe it’s not my business, but that’s some important business.
Jonathan Yu@mookie lmaoo this is amazing
3Jane Tessier Ashpool@mookie omg this hits close to home
Neil
Urban Hermit@mookie
Awesome.
There's a reason the phrase "giving you the business" exists.
Phil 📸
Very Human RobotSad if this isn't AI generated TBH!
Diane
PeaceNick🇨🇦 🏳️🌈Stay out of my business
Tom - KB9ENS@mookie @Mikal reminds me of this “business” “man” from X Fang’s book We Are Definitely Human. https://www.xfang.studio/books/we-are-definitely-human-wcnat
Rue Mohr
C.B.Leslie@[email protected]
Your wish is my command.
https://www.instagram.com/emilymattheson
@[email protected]
Your wish is my command.
https://www.instagram.com/emilymattheson
@[email protected]
Charles J Gervasi ⚡🛡️🥥@mookie It does its business in seconds.
Niavy AFK 
@mookie
Mwahahaha 😆 👌 🎯
@alter_unicorn
Wolf480pl
Otimsis
max_power
Ангел Предохранитель
Anneke
Gurre Vildskägg
Eric LiknessRE: https://chaos.social/@netzhexe/116706786112891483
And here is the Hall of Shame, the practitioners of Deceptive/Dark Patterns
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bellegraylane@mookie How can our “new theft machine” help your “old theft machine”? With “new theft machine 2.0”, our “blatantly illegal, but technically not illegal yet” solutions can help your “outdated theft machine”, “steal more” while “employing less staff and undermining common sense values” that make your “outdated vile hate machine”, “doom all of society to a slow agonizing death spiral”. Or something like that right? Or at least that’s what i hear.
Colin
Agnieszka R. Turczyńska@mookie Now I need to find a way to smuggle this video to the office 😁
sudonem
Madame Pres commandasaurus 🦖@mookie Princess Unikitty is appalled, Carl.
Reginald@[email protected]
The synergy makes it hard to pivot from authentic leadership to gain alignment and innovation of the empowerment given by the scaling of business AI.
The synergy makes it hard to pivot from authentic leadership to gain alignment and innovation of the empowerment given by the scaling of business AI.
Zep
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