Ivanka Ripped Over Plan To Develop Private Island Resort: VIDEO

She can't be serious.

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@georgetakei
IDK. The idea of taking all the oligarchs and throwing them onto an island has some appealing prospects. We just need to figure out how to keep them there.
@hackersquirrel @georgetakei
Make the only way off the island a long swim through shark infested waters.

@georgetakei This is an excellent contemporary example of "Let them eat cake."

*greasing the tumbrel wheels*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake

Let them eat cake - Wikipedia

@georgetakei Is she planning a very illegal party for her dad who misses Epstein's island?
@alienghic @georgetakei "This is such a beautiful place! Let's pave over it!"

@georgetakei

She fits the reputation of the dumb blonde. She knows absolutely nothing about real estate or fashion, or anything else. Everything she’s done has been due to Just Jared and Daddy morebucks.

@georgetakei I saw this and also read that the island was used as a military point in WW2 and there are tons of unexploded shells around the ocean floor surrounding the island. It will cost millions in clean up both environmentally and specialists to defuse the bombs which will cost millions more. So with any luck it won’t be fiscally possible.
@georgetakei the jokes are writing themselves like with an auto pen. I think the goal is to make the Onion go out of business.
@georgetakei On the contrary, I think we should put them all on islands.
@georgetakei Don't worry the US taxpayer will get it done for her...
@georgetakei
Trouble is she is serious and lives in a corrupt pedo protecting world. Her father is the guy who admitted to and bragged about walking in on unclothed children.
@georgetakei did that island used to belong to friend of the Trumps Jeffrey?
@georgetakei So that’s their ‘Bunker’ then? Easy target if so.
@georgetakei
Sounds like she might be a super brat. ;P