Less Evil rocket company’s rocket blows up right as More Evil “rocket” company is about to go public. How is that not a conspiracy theory already?
@paul all of these perfectly efficient and ruthlessly competitive private businesses can't manage to do something a bloated government agency did successfully for 75 years. clearly there's an underlying communist plot
@paul because who cares at this point?

@vmachiel @paul

I'm pretty much conspiracied out.

@paul because the more evil one has had so many explosions already?
@paul “Less” is doing a lot of work here. Maybe incompetently evil is the better term
@paul Not sure there is any distinction in the degree of evil.
@paul Elon Musk. With a Barrett .50 cal. On a boat.
@paul Are they really less evil though? I think they're just slightly slower. (Maybe when "move fast and break things" is the official operating procedure, going slower does count as being less evil...)
@paul because billionaires are bad at making rockets.