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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈“The doctors said they’d never examined someone with so little pedophilia, and they know exactly what to look for. Of course, the fake news is going to believe whatever they want to about me, even though Obama never took this test. Gee, I wonder why!”
https://theonion.com/trump-boasts-annual-physical-turned-up-no-signs-of-pedophilia/
Trump Boasts Annual Physical Turned Up No Signs Of Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Proudly declaring that the exam revealed what he had known all along, President Donald Trump boasted Wednesday that his annual physical turned up no signs of pedophilia. “The doctors gave me the most thorough pedophilia testing you can get, and I’m totally clean,” said Trump, who claimed he had not only tested negative on pedophilia blood […]