cannedtuna

When your a bard, every hole looks peggable

https://lemmy.world/post/47419634

May 27 at 5:17pmWeb
Show threadSusagaMay 27
Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They’re all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?
Show threadfonix232May 27

I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.

Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.

Show threadrants_unnecessarilyMay 27
Just cause they have the charisma to actually get laid doesn’t mean they are any hornier than the rest of you.
Show threadSusagaMay 27

I’d go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.

…I wanna play that now.

Show threadteftMay 27
BG3 lets you bang a mind flayer. My bard found out on my first playthrough because i was just bardmaxxing.
Show threadcannedtunaMay 27
Wait really? Shit. I wonder what that looks like… you know, for science.
Show threadteftMay 27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJ3hNz9kBs
Mind Flayer Romance (full scene) 🫢 | Baldur's Gate 3

YouTube
Show threadfonix232May 27
Imagine if you combined Japanese tentacle porn with a Lovecraft story.
Show threadwyldrstallynsMay 27
So, a Wednesday?
Show threadfonix232May 27
It's more of a Thursday morning anti-hangover cure IMO
Show threadwyldrstallynsMay 27
Taking care of future you. Love it!
Show threadMouseKeyboardMay 28
I don’t think I’ve seen that version of the Addams Family
Show threadcannedtunaMay 27
Show threadruuster13May 27
OP walking around calling things peggable. Must be a trans man whose dragon eggs haven’t dropped yet.
Show threadSunsofoldMay 27
I’d more go for, “Fuck! Dragons?” because it’s silly to hate dragons but if there are dragons involved, it’s probably not going to go well for some lame little 2m tall doofus with a magic stick.
Show threadcannedtunaMay 28
Titles are hard. Yours is better.
Show threadArchpawnMay 28
Fantasy hero: Slay the dragon Donkey: Lay the dragon Minecraft speedrunner: Yes
Show threadM137May 28

You’re*

How is it so hard to get right?

Show threadosannaMay 29
Your just jealous