Mastodawn

Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog

The Guardian

@CheapPontoon this is so america it hurts

a pet is basically a child

why would you give a child a loaded gun and drive around 🤣

and not even just loaded... one in the chamber and cocked 😂

@bweller
"why would you give a child a loaded gun and drive around "

What else is there to do on a Friday night?

@CheapPontoon actually my answer to that is probably not significantly better so we should just go hand out guns to babes like candy ☠️

@CheapPontoon America's militia is well-regulated, after all.

@CheapPontoon Get the gun away from the dog!