CheapPontoonMay 26
Guns don't shoot people, Dogs do.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store?CMP=share_btn_url
Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog

The Guardian
Show threadBecca

@CheapPontoon this is so america it hurts

a pet is basically a child

why would you give a child a loaded gun and drive around 🤣

and not even just loaded... one in the chamber and cocked 😂

May 26 at 3:52pmWeb
Show threadCheapPontoonMay 26

@bweller
"why would you give a child a loaded gun and drive around "

What else is there to do on a Friday night?

Show threadBeccaMay 26
@CheapPontoon actually my answer to that is probably not significantly better so we should just go hand out guns to babes like candy ☠️