nyanbinary (unvalued goose)May 20

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-45584

One job. You had one job.

Heap-based buffer overflow in Microsoft Defender allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.

Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

Show threadLucas WerkmeisterMay 20
@nyanbinary Microsoft Offender
Show threadnyanbinary (unvalued goose)
@LucasWerkmeister the best defense is a good offense. This is why the A in AV now stands for Agentic, performing fully autonomous cyber offense operations from your laptop!
May 20 at 8:27pmWeb
Show threadMr Alex FortisMay 21
@nyanbinary @LucasWerkmeister from defender to offender to slopfender