Mastodawn

Did you know that you can earn up to 10,000 meows daily through Kittycoin mining, directly into your Kittycoin wallet, Kittycoin bank account, or any other Kittycoin payment system? :3

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Mitsunee | 光音 5d ago

@catsalad 🪙 ⛏

I'm gonna be rich... tomorrow... eep first

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Sharkfie

5d ago

@catsalad uh oh did you get hacked

@sharkfie Good question, just click this sketchy telegram link to download the demo with the answer!

👉t.me/catte-nudes👈

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Sharkfie

5d ago

@catsalad wow I sure love kittycoin, what great financial advice

notfinancialadvice

#no_not_that_kind_of_catfishing

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cR0w 5d ago

@catsalad @sharkfie Staring at that link like

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The Orange Theme 5d ago

@cR0w @catsalad @sharkfie Brb getting an adversary to click it and then using rubber hose crypto if it's legit. 😎

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Andrew Golding 5d ago

@catsalad @sharkfie all that and the fake telegram link isn't even to a goatse variant. I want a refund. I want to speak to the manager. I want a pony.

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Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈5d ago

@huronbikes @catsalad @sharkfie it's a catse variant.

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Goopadrew 5d ago

@catsalad @sharkfie crazy how I feel more comfortable clicking this kind of link on masto than I do regular looking links elsewhere on the internet

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K. Olbe 5d ago

@catsalad I can earn up to 10,000 meows if I forget to feed my cat.

Guillaume Ross 5d ago

@catsalad how do I stake my meows

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isol 5d ago

@catsalad

I'm guessing the arm on that mining rig waves all the time by itself ?

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Heathen 🐈5d ago

@catsalad
How many Itchy & Scratchy Bucks to one Kitcoin? 😺

@heathen_cat 1 Kitcoin is 69,420.67 Itchy & Scratchy Bucks

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Paul_IPv6 5d ago

@catsalad

who needs to "mine" meows? just skip breakfast one day and you'll be racking up the meows. :D

@paul_ipv6 🤫 they don't know that!!

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Kayla Eilhart (en)5d ago

@catsalad omg yes, I'm investing everything in kitty coin right meow and I already have two furry mining rigs at home, ready to meow at the speed of sound.

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Austin Godber 5d ago

@kayla @catsalad that reminds me of this

https://cats4gold.com

Cats4Gold – The Funniest Cash for Gold Parody on the Planet (Pussibly)

Forget boring cash for gold sites. At Cats4Gold, we (theoretically) swap your bling for a feline. Puns, parody, and purr-suasive gold-selling advice await.

Cats4Gold

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