Usagineko, Catgirl of Battle

@mikailborg
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Professional geek. Amateur weirdo. Genderqueer. Makes the podcast serial "Managlitch City Underground". He/him except when I'm not. Also, pretty dresses.
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Passing through an interstellar cloud converts U.S.A.F. Rocket Ship 19 from mater as we know it to anti-matter! They endeavor to become positive while earth's enemies strike! See the thrilling climax of 1954's “the Negative Nancy.”

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

The Swedish Chef just loves this stuff.

#weird #signs #humor #humour #proofreading

Manifest #207 from NROL-129 (COSMIC TOP SECRET)

1. A Possum
2. Defunct Parrots
3. Operation Jackhammer

I needed some alternate placeholder text for a quick mock-up.

Found the "Cat Ipsum" generator:

http://www.catipsum.com

Dispatch #4839 from QUASAR (UMBRA)

1. Flooded Chamber of Code
2. Statue Protocol #41
3. Deep State Horse Dewormer

Did you know that you can earn up to 10,000 meows daily through Kittycoin mining, directly into your Kittycoin wallet, Kittycoin bank account, or any other Kittycoin payment system? :3

RE: https://mastodon.social/@dirtypair/116596311425815095

"Lore Structure" always tickled me. It's as if faster-than-light starships must necessarily be powered by good stories.

Mamdani’s New York is coming to tax your private jet. Here’s how to prepare

Here's how Mayor Mamdani's tax agenda could reach the Teterboro ramp — and which airports, ownership structures, and strategies offer the most protection.

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