And as more questions emerge about the Fascist Frog's finances, he seems to have gone to ground, leading one to feel the necessity of yelling ar ReformUK ltd 'members' & supporters....

WHERE THE F**K IS NIGEL????

To which the answer might be that for once the publicity seeking Frog finds himself not wanting to seek out the media.

#politics #NigelFarage #ReformUK

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/19/nigel-farage-reform-uk-disappearance-politics

Has anybody seen Nigel? Speculation swirls as Farage performs disappearing act

As campaigners take to the streets for what could be the most significant byelection for decades, the Reform leader’s absence remains a mystery

The Guardian

@ChrisMayLA6 Wasn't there a song along those lines..?

If not, there should be!

@RussCheshire

Indeed there was... Living next dior to Alice became a viral hit later on with the chorus 'who the f**k is Alice'.... near enough for your comment, I think

XTC - Making Plans For Nigel Lyrics & Meanings | SongMeanings

Making Plans For Nigel Lyrics & Meanings: We're only making plans for Nigel / We only want what's best for him / We're only making plans for Nigel / N...

SongMeanings

@RussCheshire @ChrisMayLA6 That was about Alice (from Dutch artist Peter Koelewijn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD5MyMNueCA

Peter Koelewijn - Alice, who the * is Alice (19Jul2016)

YouTube
@ChrisMayLA6
I wish I were Making Plans for Nigel...
@ChrisMayLA6 I would guess his 'financial backers' are busy paying investigators to dig up wrong doings (however small/ancient) by members of other parties and then getting headline writers to try and make them seem equivalent.

@imbrium_photography

I should that's exactly what's been happening - witness the couple of stories dug up about Zac Polanski since the Fascist Frog came under a bit more scrutiny - and, as you say, of course the media presents it all as equally character-relevant

@ChrisMayLA6 I’d love to see the BBC “empty chair” him if he doesn’t show up, instead of giving him free airtime as usual.
@ChrisMayLA6 he's probably decorating his new house.
@ChrisMayLA6 He does have a frog like appearance, lol. Toad of Toad Hall.