And as more questions emerge about the Fascist Frog's finances, he seems to have gone to ground, leading one to feel the necessity of yelling ar ReformUK ltd 'members' & supporters....

WHERE THE F**K IS NIGEL????

To which the answer might be that for once the publicity seeking Frog finds himself not wanting to seek out the media.

#politics #NigelFarage #ReformUK

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/19/nigel-farage-reform-uk-disappearance-politics

Has anybody seen Nigel? Speculation swirls as Farage performs disappearing act

As campaigners take to the streets for what could be the most significant byelection for decades, the Reform leader’s absence remains a mystery

The Guardian

@ChrisMayLA6 Wasn't there a song along those lines..?

If not, there should be!

@RussCheshire

Indeed there was... Living next dior to Alice became a viral hit later on with the chorus 'who the f**k is Alice'.... near enough for your comment, I think

XTC - Making Plans For Nigel Lyrics & Meanings | SongMeanings

Making Plans For Nigel Lyrics & Meanings: We're only making plans for Nigel / We only want what's best for him / We're only making plans for Nigel / N...

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