The Human Arkle
A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆<miraculously wakes up from 15 year coma, sees headline "looksmaxxer Clavicular gets brutally frame mogged by Chad judge in his alligator-shooting case," miraculously returns to 15 year coma>
Rob van Kan🔻@JuliusGoat 15 years? It's enough to see any headline mentioning president Trump to slip back into a coma. If not pull the plug on the life support
millennial fulcrum@JuliusGoat tik tok. not even once.
B Thoreau 🛸@JuliusGoat *sigh* now I have to go look up " frame mogged."
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@Thoreau @JuliusGoat lmao
snl bailed me out here - check out this weekned update from a month ago. if you're MANLY enough to click the link
Weekend Update: Chad Maxxington on the Art of Looksmaxxing
RE: https://mastodon.online/@stevenrosenthal/116591631220106565
also you must absolutely read this piece
Francis Cook@JuliusGoat yeah, you’re having a time out now.
Dave Dee@JuliusGoat In public transportation I am both fascinated and appalled looking what (and how) people are watching through TikTok.
I searched for Clavicular (because of you!) and be damned - I recognize the courtroom and the Chad judge from one of the TikTok feeds I witnessed today.