Mastodawn

I’m, ‘getting off the couch to change the channel’ years old.

@HamonWry I'm, my sister is the antenna years old

@HamonWry old enough that I was the remote

Luckily, there was only about a dozen channels, so it’s not like we had too many options

We had three

@HamonWry Pretty much incomprehensible today

@HamonWry
I'm running to the bathroom while the commercials are on, and I have a Union76 ball on the flagpole of my Huffy Marauder years old

@HamonWry I'm 'steal the channel knob so my sister can't change it back' years old