Evan ProdromouWould you pass a background check?
Yes
Yes, but...
No, but...
No
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Bruce Elrick@evan Yes, but not at the American border.
Philip Mallegol-Hansen@evan Yes, but presumably only because the relevant authorities are doing a bad job at indexing my Mastodon server.
halcy 
SpaceLifeFormBut, who knows these days?
Sarathai@evan I would but I did have to have my records sealed when I was a bit of a hooligan.
Geoff Coffey@evan One time a friend of mine applied for a job with the US Navy. He had stayed at my house for two weeks maybe 5 years before while in the middle of a move. So he had to list this in his paperwork. I just sort of assumed nobody would pay any attention to it.
But a few days later an FBI agent showed up at my house and asked me a bunch of questions.
And fun fact, SHE was someone I had worked with years before and hadn't seen since. It was like a very strange cloak and dagger reunion.
skua
Max Lee
David Penfold 
@evan With friends like you lot?!
Sharif Naas@evan When this first scrolled past I thought it was asking "should you [be able to]".
Brian Danger Hicks@evan As long as they're willing to overlook the whole international arms trafficking thing
Rabbit Cohen@evan Yes! I know this one for a fact because I just did a few months ago for immigration.
Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️Not if I can help it.
Nadia/Надя/नाडिया/娜迪亚/ نادية@evan My whereabouts during periods of extreme economic hardship in the past aren't verifiable due to the hardship. Apparently, if I can't prove I wasn't in a Soviet, communist Chinese, North Korean or Cuban communist spy school during the various intervals, I'm guilty until proven innocent. Time to polish up my bronze busts of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin & Mao and wistfully wish I had been able to escape the neoliberal neoconservative fascist Western hellscape, which I would never have gone back to.