@ThermiteBeGiants @piepants The Trad/Simp joke will never grow old. I genuinely still find it funny :)
@ThermiteBeGiants I am reliably informed by new Australians that English (Explicit) is a cunt of a dialect
@ThermiteBeGiants waitโ€ฆso whatโ€™s Kiwi English?
@JoscelynTransient @ThermiteBeGiants ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟEnglish (wholesome)
@coolandnormal @ThermiteBeGiants sounds bout right to me, Kiwis always made me feel so welcome and kind
@ThermiteBeGiants Watching Aussie dashcam videos is highly entertaining, did to the colourful responses from the cammers.

@ThermiteBeGiants I would have said:

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ English (Obfuscated)

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There are vast regions of the US where the names Don and Dawn are phonetically indistinguishable. Also: Marry / Merry / Mary; Pour / Poor / Paw; Cot / Caught ; and Stalk / Stock.

Non-alcoholic fizzy drinks may be called soda, pop, tonic, soda pop, or coke, which any cryptologist will tell you is an attempt to prevent decoding by introducing the noise of variants.

@ThermiteBeGiants Second Option should read English with lots of fucks
@ThermiteBeGiants English (traditional America)
English (Noord America)
English (East America)
English (Australia)
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ English (Politely and Quirkily Profane) & French (Bloody-minded)

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โ—ฏ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ English (Logical)

Where else can one prepone a meeting to do the needful?

@ThermiteBeGiants i also speak ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช English (explicit)!