@yon @ThermiteBeGiants @piepants
Contemporary UK English *is* the simplified version. The “traditional” version, going back about 1000 years, is more precisely called “Ænglisc”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English
@ThermiteBeGiants I would have said:
🇺🇸 English (Obfuscated)
@unattributed @ThermiteBeGiants
There are vast regions of the US where the names Don and Dawn are phonetically indistinguishable. Also: Marry / Merry / Mary; Pour / Poor / Paw; Cot / Caught ; and Stalk / Stock.
Non-alcoholic fizzy drinks may be called soda, pop, tonic, soda pop, or coke, which any cryptologist will tell you is an attempt to prevent decoding by introducing the noise of variants.
No fucking lies detected.
@wpeckham @melroy @ThermiteBeGiants Given that “Gannen” is the original version of the verb “to go”, I am glad to learn that you accept Geordie as the true standard bearer of the English language.
Or perhaps this is not what you meant?
In my experience, English is only enhanced by its encounters with and adoption by other cultures. That the language of Shakespeare was preserved longer in New England than in old, and the language of Dickens is closer to Australian than to modern British variants is well-known. Some of the more elegant English speakers I have known have been Kenyan, Sri Lankan, and Jamaican. Its wealth is in its diversity, a common enough lesson.
🔘 🇫🇷 English (For Sure)
traditional: four yorkshiremen
simplified: why use many word when few do trick
explicit: a scot talking about trump