customer: “yeah ive been hearing this awful screeching sound every time i drive”
mechanic: “sir you have no tires”
customer: “oh ok thanks”
the next customer:
@4caddit @TransitBiker What monster wastes perfectly good cheese?!
@ericjames @michaelgemar @4caddit But not to worry, it's just canned nacho cheese food product that went to waste. (the video is legit hilarious if you haven't watched it)
@4caddit
> customer 1: "my car won't start"
> looks inside
> no fluids, old-as-dirt battey, severed fuel line
> customer 2: "something's wrong, idk what's happeneing"
> looks inside
> this shit is actually haunted fr no cap, i've never seen this happen before. wtf did they do?
@4caddit garbage time mention!!
@4caddit Hey don't roast the cheese oil! It actually did really well, to the shock of everyone who ever lived.
@4caddit i absolutely love the entire dankpods cinematic universe