Cactuar Joe"How do we stop it?"
Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon
"Electronic particles!"
They're shooting LEDs at us, sir! #Monsterdon
Everybody's so shocked when their shit stops working, like there isn't an alien ship firing at them 9_9 #Monsterdon
Reptilian drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "what the hell"
Die of alcohol poisoning five minutes in.
Small arms fire. That's hilarious. #Monsterdon
I do like Yonggari's fireballs, though, he really puts his whole chest into them. #Monsterdon
Heheh, Sergeant Archie. But Verooooonicaaaaaa~!
Oh come on, kill the children Yonggari. That's how you know a kaiju is for real. #Monsterdon
Yonggari, literally the only kaiju to ever understand the concept of evasion. #Monsterdon
Jetpacks. This movie is *corny* corny. #Monsterdon
Seriously, this dialogue is *embarrassingly* bad. Why is a Korean movie trying to do hyperpatriotic Americanism?
And now, Skydivers 2: Electric Boogaloo! #Monsterdon
Pew pew! Pew pew pew! So far those guns have the best dialogue in the film. #Monsterdon
Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon
Oh no, they're gonna bomb Generic American City A! D: D: D: #Monsterdon
Honestly, the dialogue is giving me contact embarrassment here. #Monsterdon
This is alpha one, reminding you that you still can't aim for shit. #Monsterdon
Yeah, Smitty, get us up. #Monsterdon
Well, maybe we can get twenty minutes or so of a kaiju fight. #Monsterdon
Wait, the SECOND monster gets miniature work? I'm jealous. #Monsterdon
Centaur crab! Nice. #Monsterdon
And in the last ten minutes we revert to Gamera Standard Dialogue.
And now, tentacle head! #Monsterdon
Beta 1, drop the bomb and end this film. #Monsterdon
WE did it? WE?
Funny generals -_-; #Monsterdon
Well, thank god Citibank survived 9_9 #Monsterdon
Woof. That one hurt.
Okay folks, one last thing to do. Was REPTILIAN (1999) the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year?
Yes, god that was painful.
It wasn't that bad.
Poll ended at .
Thinking about Reptillian. Y'know, coming out in 1999, they had an opportunity to parody the gung-ho American jingoism of Godzilla (1999). Reptillian could have been *hilarious*and they wouldn't even have had to change the script that much.
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖@CactuarJoe ah so I did dodge a stinker
@xerozohar You did indeed, it was like if a parody forgot to parody.