Florian EichbergerMay 11
Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)

Same, plant.
Same.

#Art #writing #life

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Show threadMichael OrmsbyMay 11
@golgaloth I have have days like that too. 😂
Show threadVeda DalsetteMay 11

@golgaloth

I wear that same sign when I go out in public.

Show threadAinsley LowbeerMay 11

@golgaloth

Vladimir Putin has a similar sign in Russian.

Я не умер — я просто так выгляжу.

Show threadBytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱May 11

@golgaloth

Ah, I see Granny Weatherwax has been around...

https://i.etsystatic.com/49248548/r/il/a59d6f/7598378575/il_794xN.7598378575_14bo.jpg

Show threadBruinMay 11
@golgaloth Granny Weatherwax “ I ain’t dead”
Show threadsolastalgia kris ☀️🧘🚲May 11
@golgaloth I am not dead, I'm happy!
Show threadRobert PickeringMay 11
@golgaloth
I feel seen.
Show threadbitMay 11
@golgaloth How much for the sign?
Show threadJeromeMay 11
@golgaloth Do they make the same sign for humans? Asking for a friend.
Show threadBill6d ago

@dl2jml @golgaloth

Need T-shirt

Show threadscott fMay 11
@golgaloth Do we know the species? It's kind of funny that a plant that looks dead to most people would be sold in a garden store. I wonder if it's native to that region and offers ecological benefit, outweighing the dreary look.
Show threadBill6d ago

@scott @golgaloth

Looks like it might be Earth Star (Cryptanthus).

Show threadGanondalfMay 11
@golgaloth
Show threadMx. Eddie RMay 11

@golgaloth
If I ever go back to a gym, I need to put that on a workout shirt.

I used to get just random people checking in because I looked like I was dying.

Show threadIan MalcolmMay 11

@golgaloth

Turns out my spirit animal is actually a plant.

Show threadmoggieMay 11

Can we get this printed on a T-shirt?

@golgaloth

Show threadClyde DavidsonMay 12

@golgaloth

I know the feeling!