Waaaaah, my choppers! #Monsterdon

"How do we stop it?"

Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon

"Electronic particles!"

They're shooting LEDs at us, sir! #Monsterdon

Everybody's so shocked when their shit stops working, like there isn't an alien ship firing at them 9_9 #Monsterdon

Reptilian drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "what the hell"

Die of alcohol poisoning five minutes in.

#Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's hilarious. #Monsterdon
I do like Yonggari's fireballs, though, he really puts his whole chest into them. #Monsterdon

"You two know each other?"

Old boyfriend. You know how it is with bone diggers -_-

#Monsterdon

Heheh, Sergeant Archie. But Verooooonicaaaaaa~!

#Monsterdon

Oh come on, kill the children Yonggari. That's how you know a kaiju is for real. #Monsterdon
Yonggari, literally the only kaiju to ever understand the concept of evasion. #Monsterdon

"I'm your rabbit!"

I told you not to call me that in public, Tiger!

#Monsterdon

"Doesn't that thing have any weaknesses?"

Box office returns.

#Monsterdon

Jetpacks. This movie is *corny* corny. #Monsterdon

"Yes, it's all quite obvious now."

...Is it?

#Monsterdon

Seriously, this dialogue is *embarrassingly* bad. Why is a Korean movie trying to do hyperpatriotic Americanism?

#Monsterdon

And now, Skydivers 2: Electric Boogaloo! #Monsterdon
Pew pew! Pew pew pew! So far those guns have the best dialogue in the film. #Monsterdon
Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon
Oh no, they're gonna bomb Generic American City A! D: D: D: #Monsterdon
Honestly, the dialogue is giving me contact embarrassment here. #Monsterdon
This is alpha one, reminding you that you still can't aim for shit. #Monsterdon

We must activate the final plan:

THE END

#Monsterdon

Yeah, Smitty, get us up. #Monsterdon
Well, maybe we can get twenty minutes or so of a kaiju fight. #Monsterdon

"This guy's a fruitcake"

Look who's fucking TALKING buddy!

#Monsterdon

Wait, the SECOND monster gets miniature work? I'm jealous. #Monsterdon
Centaur crab! Nice. #Monsterdon

"If that thing were any meaner I'd swear it was my wife."

Okay, Henny Youngman.

#Monsterdon

Hey! Now he's armless :D

He's giving you A HAND!

...

hand jokes

#Monsterdon

And in the last ten minutes we revert to Gamera Standard Dialogue.

#Monsterdon

And now, tentacle head! #Monsterdon

"Is it over?"

Mm, we've got a couple minutes left.

#Monsterdon

Beta 1, drop the bomb and end this film. #Monsterdon

WE did it? WE?

#Monsterdon

Funny generals -_-; #Monsterdon
Well, thank god Citibank survived 9_9 #Monsterdon

Woof. That one hurt.

Okay folks, one last thing to do. Was REPTILIAN (1999) the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year?

Yes, god that was painful.
48.9%
It wasn't that bad.
51.1%
Poll ended at .
@CactuarJoe Look, it wasn’t Planet Earth. I think we are beginning to forget how bad that one was, so much worse than prehistoric monsters destroying things because aliens. #Monsterdon

@raederle @CactuarJoe There are several different ways a movie can be bad, maybe we should break out some of them in future votes.

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @raederle @CactuarJoe #monsterdon #WrongGary

"All good movies are the same. But every bad movie is bad in a different way." Dostoyevsky, or Yongarry, or Eacho, I don't remember....

@Terencio

Maybe it was one of the philosophers like Aristotle?
@Newpa_Hasai @CactuarJoe