Godzilla bones? Gamera skeletons? Angirus pelvis?
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Well there's your problem. You forgot to call the city council to check for gas lines.
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Bruce Campb... of Bruce Cornwall :(
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Starring a cast of... working actors. Technically.
The credits are probably the best of the CG tonight folks.
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Fifty times bigger in mass or length? How are you measuring this guestimate buddy?
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Is that satellite a stretched PNG?
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One of these scientists should have some kind of european accent.
Is that tall henchman a non-union Jaws from Moonraker?
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Does this evil professor know how to emote at all? Or know any well known idioms?
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The alien puppets know english? Well that's convenient but we have subs so it doesn't matter.
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The reptilian has Wolverine DNA? Or Cell cells? G-cells from the Big G?
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Wait I started drinking from my Pumpkinhead already. Did I miss where they dug up a 300 foot tall intact skeleton? or did they find it on the surface?
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Illegals? Illegal to where? What country are we in???
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Are we in Kansas? East of LA? Romania? South Africa?
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Ya know if Young Gary was just a giant CG monster skeleton stomping cities that would make for an interesting kaiju movie.
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"I don't believe you."
"Well alright. read the script."
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So the old guy here is our serious actor Bryan Cranston of the piece. is he gonna die before the second act gets here?
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Now remember folks, while watching this horribly lit cheap ass CG, they actually made a regular monster suit for this movie. And chose not to use it for the version they put out.
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"Sorry I'm late. Damn governor injecting his balls."
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So how many movies is this movie ripping off? So far we have mostly a mix of Godzilla(1998), Independence day, and a sampling of generic Indiana Jones archeology stuff.
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It's amusing how the spining teleporting of a kaiju here predates if happening in Godzilla Final Wars. It's purely coincidental, but it is amusing trivia.
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"It smells so... old. Like a grandpa. Like my grandpa Gary Busey. I'll call him Oldgary."
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We've had 45 minutes of nothing happening. Feels like we're only 15 minutes in.
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Why is the Reptilian in gray scale and under lit and brighter than anything else in shot? He has no deep dark black shadows on him. Who color corrected this mess?
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"Find out what happened to my American Choppers. I miss watching that show."
Sure thing general grandpa.
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"We're taking these mothers out."
Happy Mother's Day!
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Uh oh. There goes the city of townsville. Go go Yonggary. He'll pull the movie's sense of tension down.
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Oh hey the can blow up miniature buildings! Why not use a guy in a suit to do it???
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Anybody want any chicken nuggies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J17DOqdCQs
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She's becoming more English as the movies goes on. Why?
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Hellraiser? We got a Pinhead in here?
Godzilla vs Cenobites would be... no they already did a Godzilla in Hell comic.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Godzilla_in_Hell_issue_1
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Paratroopers dropping to engage with kaiju? Okay not exactly what happens in Godzilla (2014) but as close as this movie gets to a cool visual idea.
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"Who gave these monkeys jet packs?"
-- the alien's looking to buy Earth real estate on the cheap
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Imagine if this had been successful and they made a sequel? AHAHAHAHAH! Yeah right.
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Young Gary is a pacifist?
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"Let's go to plan B!"
-- aliens to dumb to start using multiple monsters at once like they were Power Rangers villains
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Oh shit. The Psi Corps are here now.
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Cycor is a physical monster suit!?!?! Now we do that?
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Nope he's bargain basement CG now too. Well damn it.
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Cycor is a really angry looking Muppet crab Skeksis scorpion thing.
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DECAPITATION!!
"We won!"
What's this we stuff lady?
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