"Unknown genetic makeup" Maybe it's not genes? #Monsterdon
Proof by I Feel It.
#Monsterdon
They BOTH wish he was crazy but only one of them can know for sure. #Monsterdon
I appreciate this recap of the first half an hour of this story #Monsterdon
Hughes doesn't actually know his name is Bud, he just calls guys he doesn't respect Bud. #Monsterdon
This guy is a hipster of fossils. #Monsterdon
His masterpiece is having a bunch of other people do a bunch of manual labor & then ... having someone else publish pictures of it. Great work, maestro #Monsterdon
Why was there a utility pole even at this dig site #Monsterdon
Oh Hello Big Reptile cartoon. #Monsterdon
Wha ... you ... you can TALK to the giant cartoon reptile? Hughes, wtf are you under that human suit? #Monsterdon

"I made you"

Incorrect. #Monsterdon

I do like how we consistently cut away to avoid seeing any details of the fx. #Monsterdon

"Check it out, you're in charge."

Eerie how this foretells future (from its PoV) military discipline. #Monsterdon

A giant monster rampaging ranks lower in urgency than getting tanked on fancy liquor. #Monsterdon
Now that she's seen it happen she's ready to believe that it could happen. #Monsterdon
To ... whom are you required to explain this event which happened when you weren't around & you just became aware of? #Monsterdon
The old generals have brought in attractive spunky young people to solve the situation. #Monsterdon
The California-Nevada border? But ... what of value is there? #Monsterdon
He burnt the hieroglyphics to disc & then seeded the torrent. #Monsterdon

"You guys are cracking me up"

The sfx says to wipe that grin off your face. #Monsterdon

She criticizes his behavior so he doubles down on being a jerk. #Monsterdon
"It smells so ... old" Okay that's just the professor you're picking up on. #Monsterdon
What an awful helicopter presentation. . #Monsterdon
Yea you definitely want ATC to clearly hear you evaluate the encounter as "Damned Ugly". #Monsterdon
"Bravo. Bravo."
I didn't think it was that great of a death. #Monsterdon
The target remains mobile, unlike this story. #Monsterdon
It's okay, helicopters can regrow their tails, they just separate to distract predators. #Monsterdon
"Spread out guys, watch out for the fireball!" #Monsterdon
Wait, if that guy was Bravo Leader, whotf was Bravo who got smoked earlier? #Monsterdon
He's a level FVE secret agent. #Monsterdon
Here's my dossier of everything which happened over this 200 my period. #Monsterdon
This 200 Mya chronicle is on a need to know basis because it takes a long time to explain it. #Monsterdon

The spy just made the case to the military that spies can't trust the military because the military are thugs who noogie them.

& the general agreed that that was valid. #Monsterdon

I like the model work. There. That's something nice. #Monsterdon
Electronic particles of some kind of light force. Uh. Photons? Did they tan you w/ a sun lamp? #Monsterdon
Mills doesn't know about the monster, that's level 7 spy shit. #Monsterdon
That giant monster is doing a great job of just blending inconspicuously into the background sky. #Monsterdon

"Yonggury screaming"

Buddy we feel you. #Monsterdon

Cross over w/ C.H.I.P.s #Monsterdon
He spat at the top of a building & uniformed men were compelled to somersault. This is why I'm terrible at Medal of Honor. #Monsterdon
The vital time invested in introducing these characters has saved a lot of time by letting them explain who each other are again. #Monsterdon
Noooo my model skyscraper. #Monsterdon
Yunggary is a sprinter of firy breath where Godzilla is a marathon breather. #Monsterdon
Actually, you taking orders from the President makes me LESS likely to follow your oders. #Monsterdon
"VIpers going fangs out" sounds like code for being topless in their planes. #Monsterdon
Oh no my model school bus. Oh phew. It's fine. #Monsterdon
You are collateral damage, which is the best kind of damage. #Monsterdon
It's interesting how sometimes this kaiju is super accurate & sometimes they just destroy a bunch of model infrastructure. #Monsterdon
They've switched from bullets to side winders. #Monsterdon
How did I know they'd be mentioning collateral damage? It's the military. #Monsterdon
Is that the city from Blade Runner? #Monsterdon
Oh, all these neon signs & lights. This is clearly Fresno. #Monsterdon
They lost 9 sixteens. So. Um. 144? Gross. #Monsterdon
Daddy Loves ET? Daddy Loves ET? DADDY LOVES ET? #Monsterdon

"This creature called man"

Oh geeze, that fucking guy.. #Monsterdon

"Get your T-Forces ready"

Please be trans masc commandoes. Please be trans masc commandoes. #Monsterdon

The Daemon?! *ears perk up* #Monsterdon
Daemon Diamond. Ofc! It's so obvious when you ... show me completely spurious & unrelated ephemera #Monsterdon

"Well, JACK, what's your ASSessment?"

I see what you did there, movie. #Monsterdon

Yea, I know it's not in Vegas, I already said Fresno, sheesh. #Monsterdon
Oh shit the fate of all mankind AGAIN? Third time this week alone. #Monsterdon
@Binder you win Monsterdon tonight.
@Binder That makes me think of slinkies for some reason. Carry on.
@Binder never been invested in a character more than in HOLLY DAVIS #Monsterdon