@BobTop I tweaked a lot of things and still can't get a good read from Getting Started. Bit 0 is almost always stuck and bit 15 very often is. I cracked the card open hoping maybe there was just some corrosion on the legs of ROM, but discovered a chip on board epoxy blob. I could try decapping it in a month or two.
I bought a Fortune 500 card off eBay and read/dumped it without a problem. I need to do some more sanity checks with it, but I'll get it uploaded in the next couple of days.