Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting a picture of sea shells laid out to spell β€œ86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number and Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators and Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment.

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@davidaugust
Thankfully they left the roots alone, as that would be discriminantory