Secretary of Defense Hegseth testified Wednesday that the defense budget needs to go up to 1.5 trillion dollars. He cited the fact that there are still girls schools in Iran the US has yet to bomb.
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During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats.
Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?”
James Comey shared a picture showing the numbers “eighty-six forty-seven” written in seashells on the beach with the caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," and later deleted it. The president believes the post represented "tremendous danger" and then punched himself in the nuts and through a grimace said, “see, told ya.”
Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting a picture of sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number and Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators and Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment.
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