A Boeing-made satellite broke up in space yesterday, but a Boeing spokesperson says itโ€™s important to remember the various spacecraft parts plan to remain good friends.

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North Korean soldiers are in Russia to assist Russia in its war on Ukraine. North Korea is so restrictive they consider their assignment to the Ukrainian front a vacation.

- written by me and Ron West for tonight's This Week This Week in LA

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Mariel Garza, editorials editor of the Los Angeles Times, resigned on Wednesday after the paper's billionaire owner, Patrick Soon-Shiong, blocked the endorsement of Harris for president. I'm shocked another South African billionaire doesn't support a black woman for president, shocked I say.

- written by me for This Week This Week

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Come see a sketch I wrote about existential dread in pumpkin spice season, some jokes I wrote and more in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

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Come see a sketch I wrote about existential dread in pumpkin spice season, some jokes I wrote and more in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image. Tix at the door. #LosAngeles #LA #satire #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter

Police in Geneva Switzerland have been stumped by a spate of toilet seat thefts from police stations. Investigators have nothing to go on.

- old joke as written/rewritten by me for this last week's This Week This Week show in LA

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Come see a sketch I co-wrote with Kassie Johnston about Real Housewives of Despots and some jokes I wrote in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

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The FBIโ€™s Cyber Division is considering a nationwide alert to warn Americans not to use the phrase โ€œbeef stewโ€ as a password on any computer system. Turns out, itโ€™s not stroganoff.

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Last month, a Russian jet flew between an American F-16 and a Russian Tu-95, coming within just a few feet of the American jet. However, the unsafe maneuver the pilot made was following Putinโ€™s orders; about half a million Russian soldiers in Ukraine already made that fatal mistake.

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An analysis of the Martian climate this month revealed much of the terrain on Mars has been shaped by the winds. Researchers believe closer study is possible, if they planet.

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