My rule is you always wear pants in the room with your company laptop
Just don't fart in the server room.
100% of the time, someone ALWAYS come in just after.
@SwiftOnSecurity OMG, I might have to add this to my mini lectures for new staff.
Along with, FTLOG do not plug your phone into any usb ports on my network desktops, laptops, docking stations, or monitors.