IT #jobsearch #recruitinghell stuff:

> "This Role Is Not for You If:"

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> "You want a slow, predictable 9-5"

Ah, so this is a crunch hellhole that probably violates several labour laws and union standards. Noice.

> "You prefer planning over building"

Millions of janky prototypes, and you never know which one ends up in production through a complicated tragedy of errors. Got it.

> "'Good enough' is your standard"

My darkest waking nightmares are haunted by software that bloody well ought to work, but doesn't. Does that count?

> "You’re not committed to becoming elite in your craft"

Dear recruiter, I'll have you know I'm a *very* elite coder... at admittedly kind of a niche thing. ...It's a narrow niche. You wouldn't get it.

#programming #softwaredevelopment