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Laura Xixi 1d ago

Low Quality Facts

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Bamboo and Boar Hair Toothbrushes. If you're anything like me, then I'm sure whenever you've seen a wild boar you immediately thought "I would love to feel that ferocious creature's coarse hair between my teeth."
https://collabs.shop/bus7ni

Low Quality Facts 1d ago

Laugh all you want, but tonight you won't be able to fall asleep because you'll be lying in bed wondering what a boar hair toothbrush feels like and before you know it you will have ordered one.

Netraven 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts the best bristles are from the butthairs.

I just made that up.

Michael Weiss 22h ago

@Netraven you could learn a thing or two from @lowqualityfacts . Never let on that you made anything up.

Netraven 22h ago

@mweiss @lowqualityfacts maybe I lied?

Stanley Nerdlinger II 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts
Check for fleas and ticks before using

Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸20h ago

@lowqualityfacts live, laugh, lick my balls

@lowqualityfacts Tagline: "Great ham taste!"

knwmoon 23h ago

@lowqualityfacts
When you think “wild boar” you think “clean” — It’s just natural!

(Please award me this advertising account immediately 🤲 thank you)

Jigme Datse 2h ago

@lowqualityfacts Sounds pretty high quality to me... Getting very disappointed in your quality, far too high of late...

Susanna the Artist 🌻2h ago

@lowqualityfacts I’m glad to know we can at least do something useful with this invasive species.