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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Julep Sand Shimmer Eyeshadow. Women only want one thing, and it is for their eyes to blend in with the sand so they can bury themselves at the beach and prey upon unsuspecting crabs that scuttle by.
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Obviously.

Laura Xixi Jan 31

Low Quality Facts Jan 31

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Lick'em Cat Brush. Please let me know if you buy this. I will need to take a deep dive through your profile to try to understand what kind of person you are.
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Laura Xixi Jan 3

Low Quality Facts Jan 2

The NRA is a cult.

Laura Xixi Dec 28

Low Quality Facts Nov 19, 2024

It's widely known as the mother of all dances.

Laura Xixi Dec 19

Low Quality Facts Dec 19

Nature is crazy.

Laura Xixi Dec 7, 2024

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I’m not afraid of ghosts. It’s the people who are still alive you have to worry about

Laura Xixi Dec 2, 2024

Low Quality Facts Dec 2, 2024

I love Muhammad Ali.

Laura Xixi Nov 7, 2024

Low Quality Facts Nov 7, 2024

A lot of people get this quote wrong.

Laura Xixi Oct 28, 2024

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Meet the Italian 'Fruit Detective' Who Investigates Centuries-Old Paintings for Clues About Produce That Has Disappeared From the Kitchen Table
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/meet-italian-fruit-detective-who-investigates-centuries-old-paintings-clues-produce-180985227/

"Whatever happened to the boisterous selection of #fruits that, for centuries, were a celebrated part of #ItalianCuisine and culture? Slowly and indefatigably, she has been rediscovering those fruits, first in archives and #paintings and then, incredibly, in small forgotten plots across #Italy."

Meet the Italian 'Fruit Detective' Who Investigates Centuries-Old Paintings for Clues About Produce That Has Disappeared From the Kitchen Table

Renaissance paintings, medieval archives, cloistered orchards—how one Italian scientist is uncovering secrets that could help combat a growing agricultural crisis

Smithsonian Magazine