Laura Xixi

@freewriter42
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for Callie's Sweets Legally Addictive Fudge. The name implies that they also sell illegally addictive fudge, but I can't figure out what super secret promo code you need to enter to order that.
https://collabs.shop/r5uqig

i love firefox
but
i think
firefox doesn't love me no more

i think i will have to accept as A Thing
that it will be a periodic housekeeping chore to find alternatives to freshly-enshittified old-reliables that are no longer reliable

this is not the internet we hoped for
this is not the internet we deserve
from the bottom of my heart:
Fuck Capitalism 🖕

#firefox

Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

Attached: 1 image Dinosaurs make everything better. Literally everything. Exhibit A, today's Low Quality Ad, this 3D T-Rex Christmas Sweater. https://collabs.shop/k8mose

Mastodon 🐘
roses are red
cats have 9 lives

The knobs' sole purpose in life is to keep miscreants from sliding down the flat space between the escalators—or at least to guarantee that if misceants [sic] **do** slide down in between the escalators, they'll have a bumpy ride.

#page42

The Rules:

-Grab the closest book to you
-Turn to page 42
-Find the second sentence
-Post the sentence with the name of the book, the author, the hashtag and the rules
-Don't look for the most fun or creative book, just the closest.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Moon Moth Wings.
Costume idea for introverts who will be reluctantly dragged to a Halloween party: Wear moth wings, stand by a lamp the entire night, talk to no one.
https://collabs.shop/p2dhn1
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Possum Towel. I repeat the same mantra to myself every time I get a new work email.
https://collabs.shop/jwt0re
I would also like to add that every knife is a butter knife if you use it for its correct purpose (knifing butter).

One of the things I do is work with startups and other businesses where I try to provide whatever "wisdom" I might have

I'm starting to see way too much AI-generated materials interacting with these folks

The rules I have developed so far:

1. If you couldn't be bothered with writing a document, I won't be bothered with reading it

and

2. If you AI-generated a document and couldn't be bothered with reading it yourself before sending it to me, you can 100% get fucked and die

You don't have to put on the red light.