My mum just sent me this joke via her friend's sister. (They are all aged 74-78.)

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So Trump dies and this bloke asks where the grave is as wants to piss on it, told he has to go to Los Angeles. “Los Angeles! But he died in New York”, “Yes, but you join the queue in Los Angeles”.

@ametonym
The only way to avoid this is if he's buried at sea.
@ametonym I'll join that line!
@ametonym
I'll hold a place in that line for yer mum and all her crew in Colorado. #8647now

@ametonym I wonder if instead of literally pissing on it, one could get there with piss in a bottle and just pour it. Extra points if you have a whole liter (or gallon!).

Amazon workers could do the same in Jeff's grave.

@mdione This sounds much more efficient. Someone needs to note this down for reference.
@ametonym Now I wonder on which graves we could already be doing this...

@ametonym

Shared this joke at dinner last night.

Big hit. :D

@ametonym
I’m starting to queue now. I want to be first in line!

@ametonym @paul_ipv6
The country’s gonna be wild

Half with delight/relief, 1/8 intense anger/grief, 1/8 shame/denial they ever liked/voted for him

The rest too tired to care