Ametonym⁷2d ago

My mum just sent me this joke via her friend's sister. (They are all aged 74-78.)

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So Trump dies and this bloke asks where the grave is as wants to piss on it, told he has to go to Los Angeles. “Los Angeles! But he died in New York”, “Yes, but you join the queue in Los Angeles”.

Show threadMarcos Dione1d ago

@ametonym I wonder if instead of literally pissing on it, one could get there with piss in a bottle and just pour it. Extra points if you have a whole liter (or gallon!).

Amazon workers could do the same in Jeff's grave.

Show threadAmetonym⁷1d ago
@mdione This sounds much more efficient. Someone needs to note this down for reference.
Show threadMarcos Dione
@ametonym Now I wonder on which graves we could already be doing this...
Apr 13 at 10:45amWeb
Show threadAmetonym⁷1d ago
@mdione 🤔