gizer ale

pronounced jizzer ale

oh

i played the last part of this linked campaign first

lmao

me: "alright i got okay piloting on this pc..."

dice: "luke crashed on dagobah you also crash on dagobah"

me: "no, i actually have-"

dice: "you crash in the swamp water"

how did you make a 40 minute video on hating point buy

how is that even possible. i know these canadian dudes talk slow but

things are going bad

ready for @DarkestKale to tell me to use moar destiny

well, this session ended on something of a downer

(we lost the battle of endor lololol)

"sir, the mandalorians are revolting!"

"well stop looking at them, johnson"

was expecting a rogue one situation but didn't happen

pleasantly surprised altho tbh i thought that was gonna be the end of the campaign xD

i dislike that i used the grs calendar system in my traveller sw campaign but i'm not gonna change it now

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE BATTLE OF YAVIN, ASSUMING I DON'T DICK THAT UP IN THIS CAMPAIGN

i should rewatch casino royale

not for the gambling but so i can see mads mikkelson crush a dude's balls

dark side or combat pragmatism

you be the judge

star wars: "lightsabers, elegant weapons from a more civilized age"

traveller: "i jump over the sabacc table and start punching the shit out of him since we had to check our weapons with casino security"

1) pathfinder is just dnd lol lmao,

2) i thought everyone told me daggerheart was the worst thing since non-sliced bread and was dead in the water 🤔

3) no draw steel

me: "ah it's just some dirty cultists"

me, reading the stat blocks: "these are fucking sith"

the jedi ran away

bravely ran away, away

me: "this is too dungeon crawl-y. too many fights"

adventure: "and then a force dragon arrives!"

me:

adventure: *paragraphs of detainment camp defenses setup*

me: "i notice you have nothing to take down, say, a freighter with upgraded turreted laser cannons"

adventure: 👁️____👁️

"don't blast us!"

"there they are - blast 'em!"

adventure: "this fight should be as cinematic as possible"

me: *shoots inquisitor with a shotgun*

ex-sith with anger management issues: bad for skulking about

but also: good for not trusting anyone and springing traps before they get ambushed

"The bomb should not be a death sentence for unlucky heroes."

i'll be the judge of that