Worthless Bumsi have literally heard 0 people say they like the sw ffg dice
everyone fucking universally hates these motherfucking dice lol
gizer ale
pronounced jizzer ale
oh
i played the last part of this linked campaign first
lmao
me: "alright i got okay piloting on this pc..."
dice: "luke crashed on dagobah you also crash on dagobah"
me: "no, i actually have-"
dice: "you crash in the swamp water"
how did you make a 40 minute video on hating point buy
how is that even possible. i know these canadian dudes talk slow but
things are going bad
ready for @DarkestKale to tell me to use moar destiny
well, this session ended on something of a downer
(we lost the battle of endor lololol)
"sir, the mandalorians are revolting!"
"well stop looking at them, johnson"
was expecting a rogue one situation but didn't happen
pleasantly surprised altho tbh i thought that was gonna be the end of the campaign xD
i dislike that i used the grs calendar system in my traveller sw campaign but i'm not gonna change it now
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE BATTLE OF YAVIN, ASSUMING I DON'T DICK THAT UP IN THIS CAMPAIGN
i should rewatch casino royale
not for the gambling but so i can see mads mikkelson crush a dude's balls
dark side or combat pragmatism
you be the judge
star wars: "lightsabers, elegant weapons from a more civilized age"
traveller: "i jump over the sabacc table and start punching the shit out of him since we had to check our weapons with casino security"
1) pathfinder is just dnd lol lmao,
2) i thought everyone told me daggerheart was the worst thing since non-sliced bread and was dead in the water 🤔
3) no draw steel
me: "ah it's just some dirty cultists"
me, reading the stat blocks: "these are fucking sith"
the jedi ran away
bravely ran away, away
me: "this is too dungeon crawl-y. too many fights"
adventure: "and then a force dragon arrives!"
me:
adventure: *paragraphs of detainment camp defenses setup*
me: "i notice you have nothing to take down, say, a freighter with upgraded turreted laser cannons"
adventure: 👁️____👁️
"don't blast us!"
"there they are - blast 'em!"
adventure: "this fight should be as cinematic as possible"
me: *shoots inquisitor with a shotgun*
ex-sith with anger management issues: bad for skulking about
but also: good for not trusting anyone and springing traps before they get ambushed
"The bomb should not be a death sentence for unlucky heroes."
i'll be the judge of that
me: "wonder why my trav sw campaign is going so much better than my ffg one*
*my ffg crew, with gaping holes in its roster, no smartie pants, no computers, etc*
2) realize how much worse the facility is than you thought
3) fight half the black sun org in mos eisley while trying to get back to the landing pad to escape
cards aren't necessary at all for ironsworn >.>
they're all just written down in the book nothing stops you from just... reading the book
sure i could stop and do work
or
keep playing rpgs because the world is shit