Mastodawn

Ladies, run the fuck away.
#OldNewspapers

Yeah, but, but, he has "books, papers, music" . . . . uh-oh, "orphans"? Okay, I'm out.

Yeah, that stuck out to me as well. It's got a whole, "volcano worshiper seeks real virgins" vibe.

@rjblaskiewicz Nothing like making the hackles stand up over 125 years later. Wish we could know who this fellow was, I bet his life was interesting.