Ladies, run the fuck away.
#OldNewspapers
#OldNewspapers
@rjblaskiewicz maidens and orphans preferred.
Because no one will come looking for them?
It might as well say, "Totally not a serial killer."
Yeah, but, but, he has "books, papers, music" . . . . uh-oh, "orphans"? Okay, I'm out.
Yeah, that stuck out to me as well. It's got a whole, "volcano worshiper seeks real virgins" vibe.