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The primary joy I get from Dracula movies is trying to find the real estate transaction that is driving the action of the movie and if there is none I will have to headcanon one

#monsterdon #AllMoviesAreRealEstateMovies

oh my god
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why did movie production studios think it was a good idea for their branding to be 'what if the earth was always exploding and obliterating its cosmic neighborhood with a radiation storm and also our logo is on there!' #monsterdon
these ladies having hair like banged up Disney concerthalls #monsterdon
no! you can't go into the swamp while being a dainty flowing skirt broad in 1943 your ass is going to get cursed with only bearing daughters or whatever #monsterdon

"my house guest is late, guess i better go out to the haunted swamp to ask the swamp witch Queen Simba why and also hear about what kind of dead thing she imagines me being in love with"

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how do we have a man turn into a bat, hmm how about he's just like a black spot for a second and then there's a bat there #monsterdon
Ever since you met Count A La Carte and Queen Simba you've changed babe #monsterdon
Well, there we have it, the fucking real estate plot right on schedule #monsterdon

@jonny it's authentic Dracula now

#Monsterdon