#rootpost for #monsterdon (son of Dracula)
the first #monsterdon i've been able to catch from the start in possibly months. i have a feeling this one is going to be grim and i look forward to suffering with you all.

whoever lettered these credits knew what they were about.

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they are not stinting us on implausible bat action tonight

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@brennen

Implausible Bat Action: name of my new band. (Or my new Tinder/Grinder profile)

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implausible bat action, plausibly 1940s infantilization of the entire racially-othered subset of the cast...

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ok the floating chest/coffin was a good bit, although i feel like the midair-materialization thing was sort of cheating.

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i wonder if anybody can identify the model of square watch the jilted fiance in this scene is wearing

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implausible bat hat trick!

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you can tell frank has lost it from the disheveled jacket

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"look, we spent good money on this bat and i intend to see we get every penny's worth"

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honestly the rubber bat is more plausible as a bat than chaney is as a dracula

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